LETS PLAY!

Monday, March 22, 2010

BANGERS BALL: SAY NEW TUNE!

WA WA WE WA!

Fuck what you heard, did you know that this year is my year? fuck the SOCCER world cup and whatever is popping off in Haiti(i'm kind of joking about Haiti but serious too..im also hungry), its all about the BIG SPACE album, and so what i'm having a hard time deciding whether to call it TROPICAL FANTASY or FULL RETARD...SEND SOME SUGGESTIONS TO Biznessface23@gmail.com and do it real soon because this bitch is out in a week and a half....enough talk...heres something for your stereo in the mean time, FREE DOWNLOAD AS USUAL, its also off the new album,its pure tropical bass i tell you.

ALSO BIG UP FADER MAGAZINE AS USUAL FOR THE LOVE.

BIG SPACE- I KNOW YOU (Pitbull Vs The wandering Jew)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

DUPPY SEASON: NEW TUNE!!



GREENSIDE STEP DOWNLOAD IT HERE

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME, THE LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER BANGER BY HIS BELOVED WELL HUNG SON, BIG SPACE GIOVANNVI MOOROSI. THIS IS FOR EVERYONE IN GREENSIDE WE HAVE LOVED, HARRASED, MOLESTED AND THREATENED WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.

DOWNLOAD IT, BLOG ABOUT IT, JERK ME OFF, I'M PRETTY LIBERAL ABOUT IT.
ALBUM OUT IN TWO WEEKS, I PROMISE. TROPICAL FANTASY:Operation Sweating Bullets

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I DIIIID IT...I LOVE RAP

Do you remebr rap battles..those were the daYS mang..check this out..

my man ELI Porter..the dudes who shot this have a sick sense of humour but god its brilliant..."i'm the best man, i diiiid it...." "Youre like Rosie o Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower...I dit it. RETARD STYLEE.

Big up MARVO-O...BEST HOST ON EARTH..



eish..now wrestlers battle...this is so funny i have to write gay shit like ROFLMAO..OR LOL...LOLZ

Sunday, January 10, 2010

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED

Hi Julle!


And so i return, pop the poppers and channel the champagne up your anus. Where have i been? well Sir, ive been to hell and purgatory and now i'm back. The black Dante Allegieri of Sandton was spening his R&R in a mental hospital and of course South Africas finest jail cell in Parkview. I am a child of the institution, boarding school, University, prison, Crescent clinic mental hospital. I am a traveller and soldier of misfortune, a mecenaray of tears and beers a hunter of human skins.

prison sucked balls, and so was the "rehabilitation". I'll tell you all about it in my book and alittle snippet on my blog to keep your cunts and cocks wet in the mean time as i scrounge for patrons to fund the research involved writing the book. WHERE ARE THE RICH WHITE FOLKS? WET MY BEAK PLEASE.

I have not been cured of my illness, my illness is for life so deal with it you cunts. Drugs are cool and alcohol is the cure for cancer.

"FIVE SECONDS AGO I WAS REAL TIRED,RIGHT NOW I HAVE ENERGY...I COULD GET UP AND WALK TO THE MOON...I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW...IM GOING BACK WHERE I CAME FROM"

Monday, November 2, 2009

FASHIONIGGER

You Dun know! who would have thought that your humble old ugly but fuckable narrator would ever be a model? Well it seems that some people with warped senses of humour or a fetish for absurdly huge ingrown hairs thinks im a sexy little animal.

Heres a photoshoot i just did for the Jeremy Scott Adidas Range for the Team Uncool blog

Photos are by Chris Saunders