A directory of disgust: MISSING JHB

Monday, April 4, 2011

ITS WHATEVS

SPACEVEIN THE GIRL WASHER: Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa; At only 23 yrs of age i'm the only guy who can successfully call himself a celebrity cock blocker...seriously, do you know how many of these dudes go and cry home on their silk sheets cause i blocked them?? pay some respect man. i realise i'm getting old but i'm still healthy enough to masturbate, stick mirrors on my sneakers and all that good stuff. South Africa is a wonderfull country by the way..forget what you heard about us...Australians drink koala semen. oh, im also a journalist, rapper and producer. Even though my hands are busy in more than one way, i'm still a certified Ladies Man.

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