Tuesday, June 23, 2009
9~5 TYPE OF GUY
Its time for Inspector Moorosi to do this thing again...its been a while, but fuck it, i still got it..check out this investigative news peice i just did.
http://www.mahala.co.za/culture/sultans-of-swing
"Me never belive you, oh whoaaaa!" ~ Mavado
Big Space
Monday, June 8, 2009
DIRTY DUTTY!!!
Its about that time ...Bigger Venue, bigger acts and Mr. Bigger SPACE just keeps getting biggerer and biggest as it gets. I"m going back to basics this time round,its time for that Negro house special, its time to get slewed again...BlACK GANG RAPE PARANOIA VOL 1...cumming out between your legs real soon.
This is going to be the third DIRTY! DIRTY! event, and as you KNOW, three is the magic number. So expect some David Blaine pancreas splitting magic when you get to the party. The haters keep hating cause they dont now how to get crowds like we do. Go learn some skills and talents then you can roll like us you cocksuckers...working retail is not a skill or a talent, nor is being an irresponsible mother and a Mos Def groupie.THOSE ARE NOT TALENTS. I REPEAT. NOT TALENT. Coat tail that you petri dish licking bastards.
"I had pepper corns but now i'm the grind, ace on the bass yes i saw the sign"—Big Space
WERE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME REGARDLESS. WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALL STAR PARRRRS...
SPACE
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
GUN SHOTS FOR KGATAS
Im actually quite an asshole..and a tad bit ashamed...yes im Evil. Yesterday my brother Spoek Mathambo also known as Nthato James Monde Mokgata got married to a Sexy Lil young thing named Anna Pappazouraliki, AND whom i'm now going to claim as my sister so i can loan money from her. SO HOLLLLEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
So here's a special rhyme Spoek wrote when he was like a tadpole, this is to commemorate this special moment in his life aS AN ADULT which he wrote when he was like only 2 years old when he wrote this rhyme right hurrr...cause he didnt even know how to talk too good and stuff and all like..and he kept vomitting on me for no apparent incongrusible reason...so heres the rhyme Ok?:
[Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Check it ! This is Mr. Kgatas,lyrical mzastas,dont call him a man he's a '
'collusus'yo, man check it, fuck it, yo, man, uhm,like fuck it yo!, check it... uhm yo like perpetual skills.. i'm a whole fucking ham and a pasta!!!".[patent claim: [brackets within brackets of [brackets].Holler.]['Holler' is a patent claim of "Kgata and Spazzola Industries Inc".Copy rights Incorporated Nigger]
BUT ON THE REAL!! ITS A HAPPY DAY! CeLEBRATE THAT WITH CHAMPS AND WEED! HAVE A NICE ONE!!!!!WHICH IM SURE BY NOW MEANS YOU MUST BE IN THE BUTCHERY....GETTING YOUR RIGHTFULL CUTS.COLD CUTS. SKABA BONA KA DI KENG KE RENG KENG!KE TLAO WO TLA!!
Dr Space Love, no grammer no correcton no love.....Holler at ur boi...e text bitch!pAlya!
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