LETS PLAY!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

PUT YOUR DRINK DOWN NEVER

Celebration time, its a picture celebration. This is to celebrate my tune, 'Put your drink down' getting over 100000000000 downloads so far, i'm kind of like Garth Brooks of the underground internet game. So to celebrate this joyous occasion, ive put together a series of pictures of me(obviouslly) celebrating the one thing that i will NEVER do which is to PUT MY DRINK DOWN.This is for two reasons, 1. I dont want roofies, 2. I'm an alcoholic. So do enjoy and laugh at my expense, but please look at how ive progressed, first i was like all....errrr dont know how to describe it, but the best word for it would be my favourite all time word...DISCOMBOBULATED.

This is me and my brother Mvels.a.k.a Boats, Planes and BOATS


Me and Kayrab on News Years eve 2007, im looking pretty crusty i must say.

Me and Lungi (RIP) at our honours class journalism awards, we both won nothing. I love you though.


still havent drank this yet..

Been hitting the bottle since highschool..thats me with the afro and spectacles.

Anthea,Kayrab and myself on her 21st Bday. I vomitted twice that night!

SIBI LOVES MORE THAN ALCOHOL

Me and Roseanne the fashion designer,photo by Chris Saunders

Slush Puppy Kids

Maphuti, aka Phuti

CLAIRE!!!!

WIFEY!!!!


Team Uncool party with Murray

OVER THE TOP NIGGER CIRCA 2002


WIFEY


ALCOHOL ROCKS, LIKE PUFFY SAID, CANT STOP, WONT STOP, DO YOU HAVE ANY WEED?

Sunday, September 13, 2009

SEXY TINGS A GWAN ! !

Here are some big boy tunes which i cant get enough off for the past couple of months or so. The summer over here is going to be ridiculous. These arent new tunes but theyre still good enough to play when making out with your old lady or mother if the latter is your thing. The daisy dukes are already out and the bubble dresses are popping and its all very nice isnt it? Indeed it is.

Nutty Nys- Nka Mo Dira..This is going to be massive, it just came out. The pedi poetry is too beautiful for my ears, the choir, the video. super.super.


Phumeza -Indoda Yakho...Im loving the coloured vocalist, the dances, the durban house stylee, the beach, its too much blood, its too much!


ENUR- Calabria 2007..Rest in Peace Enur, so pretty..had to die so young, this one is a classic. "whoop whoop!"


Tiga- Shoes...Hands down one of the best music videos ive ever seen, the song is also fucking monster.


Pitbull- Ay Chico...Pitbull is my role model. He is also my style icon and all round musical genious.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY

Had one of those super day's that reminded me that life can be pretty fucking dope if you forget about all the people who try to drown you in their pools of pity, insecurity, lies and all kinds of other malarchy and bad mind tings.

Today me and the Wife went on a colossul shopping and kissing spree in the hot city, i got a Pierre Cardin suit and sky blue Yetting plim sole shoes and a couple of t-shirts, then i almost cried when the wife bought me a Yves Saint Laurent shirt to match my Pierre Cardin. I love that girl.





Then we finished the day off at Chuckleberry's Burgers in Rivonia, where she had the Californian gourmet burger with guacamole, cheese, onions and bacon and a coke and i had the Jamaican burger, which has pineapple and bacon with a coke and a windhoek lager.


Were the best team since fucking Mobb Deep...but i hope havoc and prodigy dont make make out and go on shopping sprees..that would suck.(no pun, no homo).

A LITTLE UNKNOWN FACT.. ITS ABIT EMBARASSING BUT WHAT THE FUCK..ME AND THE WIFE LOVE DMX..PEEP THIS CLASSIC."SINCE YOU GAVE ME THE PUSSY THAT ASS IS GETTING FATTER"

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

MORE HATE MORE LOVE

INSPECTOR MOOROSI IS AT IT AGAIN ON THIS ONE, TOXIC AVENGER REVIEW FOR MAHALA.CO.ZA READ IT HERE..