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Sunday, August 16, 2009

MY GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER THAN YOURS

10 REASONS WHY MY GIRLFRIEND IS WAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS, WATCH:

1.SHE'S A WET BACK LIKE ME.

2.SHE DRESSES TO THE NINES JUST TO HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE OR WHEN WE GO TO THE PARK.

3.SHE HAS A WET NOSE.

4.SHE CAN DRAW AND COOK.

5.SHE LAUGHS AT 90% OF MY JOKES,(EXCEPT MANDELA AND OBAMA JOKES)

6.SHE SPEAKS ZULU(WHICH ELIMINATES THE CHANCES OF ME GETTING HARASSED BY CAR GUARDS)

7.SHE GIVES ME ALOE,POMEGRANITE AND DEVILS CLAW JUICE WHEN IM HUNGOVER.

8.SHE ALWAYS SAYS SHE LOVES ME BEFORE SHE CALLS ME A CUNT FACE.

9.SHE DOES A GREAT IMPERSONATION OF A DOG DRINKING FROM A BOWL.

10.SHE HAS LARGE MAMMARY GLANDS(TITS).

HONOURABLE MENTION: SHE LOVES DOGS.

LOVE YOU CUNT FACE, MY AFRICAN NUBIAN BLOOD DIAMOND HEAD QUEEN.



IM IN HEAVEN, WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND.

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