I woke up hazy, i had i dream that god brought me into his house and fed me wll,scampi starters, salmon steaks and for the main i had lobster and a fith of cognac....
after din din, god grabbed me by the balls, really hard. i cried. then he proceeded to stick his finger down my throat and forced me to vomit, after i vomitted i died. then i woke up.
So my friends, the time has finally come, i have played my last song,
ive shut the piano i used to sing and fuck on, and now all i have is a brocken banjo, my strecth marks, halitosis and cock..
i loved and i loved till i couldnt receive anymore love, i have lived my life..yes, im only turning 26 next month but i feel like 50..ive been through nasty loves in my life..and i i was about to get married.
and now here i stand, a defeated man..or not? i dont know, my intention is now to upload as music onto this blog before i take the eternal dirt nap. Hard to Love is a series of songs im coming out with...its pretty self explanatory..im hard to love, whether its art or personal shit.
HARD TO LOVE VL.1
http://www.mediafire.com/?ppczbappta4cb
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
DONT CALL IT A CUM BACK
A cum back is something that drips from your old lady's chin after eating soup or cock...ive just been way too busy getting all this domestic life 9-5 gwap which has almost led me into another coma..but alas my dear peasants and kaffirs, i have returned with something a little bit diffeent from my usual style...
I know you think this is another big space ground hog day blog about his next elusive album release date...well..it is..my pride has succomed ??? to the fact that a cd print of no more than 500 copies will be happening but the album will be totall"y free for all my poor and Jewish brothers out there.. Album title is now self Title BIG SPACE because Hitler's egomania almost led him to victory but was his ultimate defeat, which is why i unfortunately cant call my next album "My anus smells great"
THESE TUNES HAVE BIGGGGG BASSSS..ENJOY.
DOWNLOAD NEW SINGLES HERE
Monday, May 17, 2010
NEW DOWNLOAD: NEW STYLEE
Actually this isnt a new style for me, ive been trying to make cinematic/ electronic jazz style structured compositions for a while, the only difference bewteen now and say 10 years ago is that i no longer sound like Aim or DJ shadow on crystal meth...this is probably by far the worst ever description for a song...so just download it...This one is dedicated to my lady and our favourite salad..SASHIMI SALAD..
DIAMOND HEAD
BUT WAIT! THERES WHORES!!
BONUS BEAT FOR THE DUBSTEP AND GRIME FOLKS..THIS ONE IS DUTTY and Uber dark in a cane cutting manner
cLICK HERE to get dowloadable folder of big space music
DIAMOND HEAD
BUT WAIT! THERES WHORES!!
BONUS BEAT FOR THE DUBSTEP AND GRIME FOLKS..THIS ONE IS DUTTY and Uber dark in a cane cutting manner
cLICK HERE to get dowloadable folder of big space music
MINUTES OF THE WEEKEND
13 MAY: Thursday
My girlfriend tells me that theres an SABC job to be done, im the assiatant stylist, R1000 a day for 8 days, thats R 8000, i agree. We wait for production budget of R21000 to be deposited. It never arrives. We have no electricity, we drink wine and play 30 seconds in the dark till we fall asleep.
14 MAY :Friday
The budget has not arrived yet, we spend the day scrounging for coins to call the jewish man in charge of production, i have one cigarette the whole day but plenty of weed. We try to watch a horrible movie starring Val kilmer and 50 cent on my laptop but give up half way through. Still no electricity, Slept at 7 pm as soon as it got dark. Woke up at 1:30 after having a dream where i had an albino baby who was also mutated in some way, he was kind of cute, then a a giant circular space ship emereged out of my parents swimming pool. Woke up in a pool of sweat. Decided to go stay over at my parents for the night, watched South Park and The Wire reruns and fell asleep.
15 MAY :Saturday
Woke up at 8am, rushed to pick up my girlfriend to meet the jew man about the pre production budget, check the bank account and its in. We use some of it to pay for the rent and electricity bill. We rush to the city center to buy outfits for the advert, on our way we see a man showering in his bathroom with his ass in our view. Not cool at all. At 6 pm once we finish our job we realise that the electricity company doesnt work on the weekend, still no electricity. We go to Greenside to some new faggy place called the office. We have 15 mins till happy hour ends so we buy a capirianha, vodka martini and a long island ice tea at half price. We leave and have one more beer at mamathemba down the road..this eventually turns into 10 beers and 5 whiskeys once Kim arrrives we discuss making a movie. I got into a fight with some guy named Russel because i thought his name was Alex. I passed out and my girlfriend had to drive us home, she was stopped a road block and cried her way out of it. I peed in the bed and told my girlfriend it was sweat.
16 MAY :Sunday
Woke up at 8:30 and went outfit shopping again at 9am, everything was closed. we start to stress but end up finding alot of shit at a flea market. Lunch was a salmon salad with cream chesse and then a sushi platter we couldnt finish, the bill cost us R421, i had two beers. preproduction meeting at 6pm till 8pm at a fancy downtown apartment, i yawn the whole way through. We get back home and have a nandos grille dchicken salad, i got out to the balcony for a cigarette with warm glass of shitty graca white wine, i see the next door neighbour having a shower, i see her tits and a bit of her vag, she's a single mother.
My girlfriend tells me that theres an SABC job to be done, im the assiatant stylist, R1000 a day for 8 days, thats R 8000, i agree. We wait for production budget of R21000 to be deposited. It never arrives. We have no electricity, we drink wine and play 30 seconds in the dark till we fall asleep.
14 MAY :Friday
The budget has not arrived yet, we spend the day scrounging for coins to call the jewish man in charge of production, i have one cigarette the whole day but plenty of weed. We try to watch a horrible movie starring Val kilmer and 50 cent on my laptop but give up half way through. Still no electricity, Slept at 7 pm as soon as it got dark. Woke up at 1:30 after having a dream where i had an albino baby who was also mutated in some way, he was kind of cute, then a a giant circular space ship emereged out of my parents swimming pool. Woke up in a pool of sweat. Decided to go stay over at my parents for the night, watched South Park and The Wire reruns and fell asleep.
15 MAY :Saturday
Woke up at 8am, rushed to pick up my girlfriend to meet the jew man about the pre production budget, check the bank account and its in. We use some of it to pay for the rent and electricity bill. We rush to the city center to buy outfits for the advert, on our way we see a man showering in his bathroom with his ass in our view. Not cool at all. At 6 pm once we finish our job we realise that the electricity company doesnt work on the weekend, still no electricity. We go to Greenside to some new faggy place called the office. We have 15 mins till happy hour ends so we buy a capirianha, vodka martini and a long island ice tea at half price. We leave and have one more beer at mamathemba down the road..this eventually turns into 10 beers and 5 whiskeys once Kim arrrives we discuss making a movie. I got into a fight with some guy named Russel because i thought his name was Alex. I passed out and my girlfriend had to drive us home, she was stopped a road block and cried her way out of it. I peed in the bed and told my girlfriend it was sweat.
16 MAY :Sunday
Woke up at 8:30 and went outfit shopping again at 9am, everything was closed. we start to stress but end up finding alot of shit at a flea market. Lunch was a salmon salad with cream chesse and then a sushi platter we couldnt finish, the bill cost us R421, i had two beers. preproduction meeting at 6pm till 8pm at a fancy downtown apartment, i yawn the whole way through. We get back home and have a nandos grille dchicken salad, i got out to the balcony for a cigarette with warm glass of shitty graca white wine, i see the next door neighbour having a shower, i see her tits and a bit of her vag, she's a single mother.
Friday, May 7, 2010
MINISTER OF ART FAGS
This is one of the prints of me and my queen from kudzanai Chiruai's exhibition called Communists and Hot wings.
Each print is worth about R10000000(neg) and you can get them at
www.goodman-gallery.com
But i'm still broke as fuck though...shit makes no sense..fuckin art fag life..i'm also in the fader blog again, big up my nigga J-Dawg at Fader.
MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Each print is worth about R10000000(neg) and you can get them at
www.goodman-gallery.com
But i'm still broke as fuck though...shit makes no sense..fuckin art fag life..i'm also in the fader blog again, big up my nigga J-Dawg at Fader.
MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
SPACE STEP (NEW TUNE!)
Been feeling like a mixture of emo and enthusiasim so ive been making alot of dub step and grime as of late, this little gem has Barrington levy crooning about bitches living on the edge of the condom, while the dark bass and breathing sample make me feel like a good old fashioned raping...HOPE YOU ENJOY IT! this is my finest dubstep tune to date DOWNLOAD HERE!
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE..due to all the monetary delays involved with releasing my album( hint hint, someone sponsor me or fucking sign me!) here's a free tune to keep your beaks wet. This one is a house tune with some cane cutting samples and wobbling bass, stritly for the kaffirs in the VW golf and ting. Enjoy.
Big space-CANE CUTTER RIDDIM
BUT WAIT! THERES MORE..due to all the monetary delays involved with releasing my album( hint hint, someone sponsor me or fucking sign me!) here's a free tune to keep your beaks wet. This one is a house tune with some cane cutting samples and wobbling bass, stritly for the kaffirs in the VW golf and ting. Enjoy.
Big space-CANE CUTTER RIDDIM
Monday, March 22, 2010
BANGERS BALL: SAY NEW TUNE!
WA WA WE WA!
Fuck what you heard, did you know that this year is my year? fuck the SOCCER world cup and whatever is popping off in Haiti(i'm kind of joking about Haiti but serious too..im also hungry), its all about the BIG SPACE album, and so what i'm having a hard time deciding whether to call it TROPICAL FANTASY or FULL RETARD...SEND SOME SUGGESTIONS TO Biznessface23@gmail.com and do it real soon because this bitch is out in a week and a half....enough talk...heres something for your stereo in the mean time, FREE DOWNLOAD AS USUAL, its also off the new album,its pure tropical bass i tell you.
ALSO BIG UP FADER MAGAZINE AS USUAL FOR THE LOVE.
BIG SPACE- I KNOW YOU (Pitbull Vs The wandering Jew)
Fuck what you heard, did you know that this year is my year? fuck the SOCCER world cup and whatever is popping off in Haiti(i'm kind of joking about Haiti but serious too..im also hungry), its all about the BIG SPACE album, and so what i'm having a hard time deciding whether to call it TROPICAL FANTASY or FULL RETARD...SEND SOME SUGGESTIONS TO Biznessface23@gmail.com and do it real soon because this bitch is out in a week and a half....enough talk...heres something for your stereo in the mean time, FREE DOWNLOAD AS USUAL, its also off the new album,its pure tropical bass i tell you.
ALSO BIG UP FADER MAGAZINE AS USUAL FOR THE LOVE.
BIG SPACE- I KNOW YOU (Pitbull Vs The wandering Jew)
Thursday, March 11, 2010
DUPPY SEASON: NEW TUNE!!
GREENSIDE STEP DOWNLOAD IT HERE
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME, THE LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER BANGER BY HIS BELOVED WELL HUNG SON, BIG SPACE GIOVANNVI MOOROSI. THIS IS FOR EVERYONE IN GREENSIDE WE HAVE LOVED, HARRASED, MOLESTED AND THREATENED WITH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
DOWNLOAD IT, BLOG ABOUT IT, JERK ME OFF, I'M PRETTY LIBERAL ABOUT IT.
ALBUM OUT IN TWO WEEKS, I PROMISE. TROPICAL FANTASY:Operation Sweating Bullets
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I DIIIID IT...I LOVE RAP
Do you remebr rap battles..those were the daYS mang..check this out..
my man ELI Porter..the dudes who shot this have a sick sense of humour but god its brilliant..."i'm the best man, i diiiid it...." "Youre like Rosie o Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower...I dit it. RETARD STYLEE.
Big up MARVO-O...BEST HOST ON EARTH..
eish..now wrestlers battle...this is so funny i have to write gay shit like ROFLMAO..OR LOL...LOLZ
my man ELI Porter..the dudes who shot this have a sick sense of humour but god its brilliant..."i'm the best man, i diiiid it...." "Youre like Rosie o Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower...I dit it. RETARD STYLEE.
Big up MARVO-O...BEST HOST ON EARTH..
eish..now wrestlers battle...this is so funny i have to write gay shit like ROFLMAO..OR LOL...LOLZ
Sunday, January 10, 2010
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
Hi Julle!
And so i return, pop the poppers and channel the champagne up your anus. Where have i been? well Sir, ive been to hell and purgatory and now i'm back. The black Dante Allegieri of Sandton was spening his R&R in a mental hospital and of course South Africas finest jail cell in Parkview. I am a child of the institution, boarding school, University, prison, Crescent clinic mental hospital. I am a traveller and soldier of misfortune, a mecenaray of tears and beers a hunter of human skins.
prison sucked balls, and so was the "rehabilitation". I'll tell you all about it in my book and alittle snippet on my blog to keep your cunts and cocks wet in the mean time as i scrounge for patrons to fund the research involved writing the book. WHERE ARE THE RICH WHITE FOLKS? WET MY BEAK PLEASE.
I have not been cured of my illness, my illness is for life so deal with it you cunts. Drugs are cool and alcohol is the cure for cancer.
"FIVE SECONDS AGO I WAS REAL TIRED,RIGHT NOW I HAVE ENERGY...I COULD GET UP AND WALK TO THE MOON...I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW...IM GOING BACK WHERE I CAME FROM"
And so i return, pop the poppers and channel the champagne up your anus. Where have i been? well Sir, ive been to hell and purgatory and now i'm back. The black Dante Allegieri of Sandton was spening his R&R in a mental hospital and of course South Africas finest jail cell in Parkview. I am a child of the institution, boarding school, University, prison, Crescent clinic mental hospital. I am a traveller and soldier of misfortune, a mecenaray of tears and beers a hunter of human skins.
prison sucked balls, and so was the "rehabilitation". I'll tell you all about it in my book and alittle snippet on my blog to keep your cunts and cocks wet in the mean time as i scrounge for patrons to fund the research involved writing the book. WHERE ARE THE RICH WHITE FOLKS? WET MY BEAK PLEASE.
I have not been cured of my illness, my illness is for life so deal with it you cunts. Drugs are cool and alcohol is the cure for cancer.
"FIVE SECONDS AGO I WAS REAL TIRED,RIGHT NOW I HAVE ENERGY...I COULD GET UP AND WALK TO THE MOON...I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW...IM GOING BACK WHERE I CAME FROM"
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