I woke up hazy, i had i dream that god brought me into his house and fed me wll,scampi starters, salmon steaks and for the main i had lobster and a fith of cognac....
after din din, god grabbed me by the balls, really hard. i cried. then he proceeded to stick his finger down my throat and forced me to vomit, after i vomitted i died. then i woke up.
So my friends, the time has finally come, i have played my last song,
ive shut the piano i used to sing and fuck on, and now all i have is a brocken banjo, my strecth marks, halitosis and cock..
i loved and i loved till i couldnt receive anymore love, i have lived my life..yes, im only turning 26 next month but i feel like 50..ive been through nasty loves in my life..and i i was about to get married.
and now here i stand, a defeated man..or not? i dont know, my intention is now to upload as music onto this blog before i take the eternal dirt nap. Hard to Love is a series of songs im coming out with...its pretty self explanatory..im hard to love, whether its art or personal shit.
HARD TO LOVE VL.1
http://www.mediafire.com/?ppczbappta4cb
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
DONT CALL IT A CUM BACK

A cum back is something that drips from your old lady's chin after eating soup or cock...ive just been way too busy getting all this domestic life 9-5 gwap which has almost led me into another coma..but alas my dear peasants and kaffirs, i have returned with something a little bit diffeent from my usual style...
I know you think this is another big space ground hog day blog about his next elusive album release date...well..it is..my pride has succomed ??? to the fact that a cd print of no more than 500 copies will be happening but the album will be totall"y free for all my poor and Jewish brothers out there.. Album title is now self Title BIG SPACE because Hitler's egomania almost led him to victory but was his ultimate defeat, which is why i unfortunately cant call my next album "My anus smells great"
THESE TUNES HAVE BIGGGGG BASSSS..ENJOY.
DOWNLOAD NEW SINGLES HERE
Monday, May 17, 2010
NEW DOWNLOAD: NEW STYLEE
Actually this isnt a new style for me, ive been trying to make cinematic/ electronic jazz style structured compositions for a while, the only difference bewteen now and say 10 years ago is that i no longer sound like Aim or DJ shadow on crystal meth...this is probably by far the worst ever description for a song...so just download it...This one is dedicated to my lady and our favourite salad..SASHIMI SALAD..
DIAMOND HEAD

BUT WAIT! THERES WHORES!!
BONUS BEAT FOR THE DUBSTEP AND GRIME FOLKS..THIS ONE IS DUTTY and Uber dark in a cane cutting manner

cLICK HERE to get dowloadable folder of big space music
DIAMOND HEAD

BUT WAIT! THERES WHORES!!
BONUS BEAT FOR THE DUBSTEP AND GRIME FOLKS..THIS ONE IS DUTTY and Uber dark in a cane cutting manner

cLICK HERE to get dowloadable folder of big space music
MINUTES OF THE WEEKEND
13 MAY: Thursday
My girlfriend tells me that theres an SABC job to be done, im the assiatant stylist, R1000 a day for 8 days, thats R 8000, i agree. We wait for production budget of R21000 to be deposited. It never arrives. We have no electricity, we drink wine and play 30 seconds in the dark till we fall asleep.

14 MAY :Friday
The budget has not arrived yet, we spend the day scrounging for coins to call the jewish man in charge of production, i have one cigarette the whole day but plenty of weed. We try to watch a horrible movie starring Val kilmer and 50 cent on my laptop but give up half way through. Still no electricity, Slept at 7 pm as soon as it got dark. Woke up at 1:30 after having a dream where i had an albino baby who was also mutated in some way, he was kind of cute, then a a giant circular space ship emereged out of my parents swimming pool. Woke up in a pool of sweat. Decided to go stay over at my parents for the night, watched South Park and The Wire reruns and fell asleep.

15 MAY :Saturday
Woke up at 8am, rushed to pick up my girlfriend to meet the jew man about the pre production budget, check the bank account and its in. We use some of it to pay for the rent and electricity bill. We rush to the city center to buy outfits for the advert, on our way we see a man showering in his bathroom with his ass in our view. Not cool at all. At 6 pm once we finish our job we realise that the electricity company doesnt work on the weekend, still no electricity. We go to Greenside to some new faggy place called the office. We have 15 mins till happy hour ends so we buy a capirianha, vodka martini and a long island ice tea at half price. We leave and have one more beer at mamathemba down the road..this eventually turns into 10 beers and 5 whiskeys once Kim arrrives we discuss making a movie. I got into a fight with some guy named Russel because i thought his name was Alex. I passed out and my girlfriend had to drive us home, she was stopped a road block and cried her way out of it. I peed in the bed and told my girlfriend it was sweat.

16 MAY :Sunday
Woke up at 8:30 and went outfit shopping again at 9am, everything was closed. we start to stress but end up finding alot of shit at a flea market. Lunch was a salmon salad with cream chesse and then a sushi platter we couldnt finish, the bill cost us R421, i had two beers. preproduction meeting at 6pm till 8pm at a fancy downtown apartment, i yawn the whole way through. We get back home and have a nandos grille dchicken salad, i got out to the balcony for a cigarette with warm glass of shitty graca white wine, i see the next door neighbour having a shower, i see her tits and a bit of her vag, she's a single mother.
My girlfriend tells me that theres an SABC job to be done, im the assiatant stylist, R1000 a day for 8 days, thats R 8000, i agree. We wait for production budget of R21000 to be deposited. It never arrives. We have no electricity, we drink wine and play 30 seconds in the dark till we fall asleep.

14 MAY :Friday
The budget has not arrived yet, we spend the day scrounging for coins to call the jewish man in charge of production, i have one cigarette the whole day but plenty of weed. We try to watch a horrible movie starring Val kilmer and 50 cent on my laptop but give up half way through. Still no electricity, Slept at 7 pm as soon as it got dark. Woke up at 1:30 after having a dream where i had an albino baby who was also mutated in some way, he was kind of cute, then a a giant circular space ship emereged out of my parents swimming pool. Woke up in a pool of sweat. Decided to go stay over at my parents for the night, watched South Park and The Wire reruns and fell asleep.

15 MAY :Saturday
Woke up at 8am, rushed to pick up my girlfriend to meet the jew man about the pre production budget, check the bank account and its in. We use some of it to pay for the rent and electricity bill. We rush to the city center to buy outfits for the advert, on our way we see a man showering in his bathroom with his ass in our view. Not cool at all. At 6 pm once we finish our job we realise that the electricity company doesnt work on the weekend, still no electricity. We go to Greenside to some new faggy place called the office. We have 15 mins till happy hour ends so we buy a capirianha, vodka martini and a long island ice tea at half price. We leave and have one more beer at mamathemba down the road..this eventually turns into 10 beers and 5 whiskeys once Kim arrrives we discuss making a movie. I got into a fight with some guy named Russel because i thought his name was Alex. I passed out and my girlfriend had to drive us home, she was stopped a road block and cried her way out of it. I peed in the bed and told my girlfriend it was sweat.

16 MAY :Sunday
Woke up at 8:30 and went outfit shopping again at 9am, everything was closed. we start to stress but end up finding alot of shit at a flea market. Lunch was a salmon salad with cream chesse and then a sushi platter we couldnt finish, the bill cost us R421, i had two beers. preproduction meeting at 6pm till 8pm at a fancy downtown apartment, i yawn the whole way through. We get back home and have a nandos grille dchicken salad, i got out to the balcony for a cigarette with warm glass of shitty graca white wine, i see the next door neighbour having a shower, i see her tits and a bit of her vag, she's a single mother.
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